I bought a scanner; expect slightly more updates.

I hate that song, but it's so damn catchy.

CLUBS:

yes, yes it has.
i really can't remember the last time i wrote an actual journal entry with alla dem thar fancy words an' such. truth be told, i haven't all that much to say...well, nothing of merit atleast...and nothing that i'd have the balls to post here, but i digress. i got into college (attendance was finalized today); it's a private all-girls school in decatur, georgia; and to my suprise and delight, i find that i am indeed very excited at such a prospect as attending dun dun DUN college. goddamn, i'm writing formally. uh, fuck shitcunt, bears, fuck, fuck, fuck, uh, bears again, energy crisis, annnnnnnd titty.
there we go--we all loosey-goosey? awesome. school's driving me to kill. it's not a matter of too much to do; it's a matter of nothing to do. once you realize that you're wasting seven hours of precious sleeping/sexing/legend of zelda-ing time in school doing NOTHING you start wanting to cut yourself and others. there is NOTHING MOAR MIND-NUMBING THAN THE MATING HABITS OF ALASKAN HUSKIES. IN SPANISH. FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES.
NOTHING!!1
recap: school is exhausting.
speaking of which, so are my parents: my father, a respectable man, strolls into my quiet, clean room somewhere between ridiculously early in the morning and 8:02AM. on a sunday. silently reaching over my slumped, slumbering body, he grasps the warm blankets, wrapped meticulously around me, and violently yanks them free, sending my body into a perpetual spinning motion that could solve all our energy problems right now. once i was done vomiting and had regained my composure, my father explained that i needed to stop being "a vampire," stop sleeping during the day, and sleep "only at nights." taking this decree with the utmost respect, i dizzily fixed my bed whereupon my father retired to his room to take a nap.
give it a moment. it'll sink in.
oh how none of the copious amounts of irony was lost on me as i later ate all the chocolates in my house whilst they slumbered.
the end. 8D

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...correct. 'Everybody had behaved splendidly! Spendidly!'--'you must,' he..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
tissue box, the SIMS, a large hard-back book on Turkey.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dethkids

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
13 o'klok

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:04 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my girlfriend

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
half an hour ago to make a fool of myself on a treadmill

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a computer

9. What are you wearing?
clothes

10. Did you dream last night?
duhhh, no?

11. When did you last laugh?
a moment ago--i may or may not be drunk.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
masks and butter

13. Seen anything weird lately?
yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
eggs.

15. What is the last film you saw?
oh dear god, Eraserhead

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A SOLID GOLD TELEPHONE.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
a have a double-pronged penis.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
kill oprah winfrey.

19. Do you like to dance?
twice. and only in the name of REVOLUTION.

20. George Bush:


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kevin Snikkleplotz

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Neopets

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
"TAG; you're it!"

25. 4 people who must also do this: